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MY UNCLE'S WIFE HAS FINALLY GIVEN BIRTH !

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My Uncle's Ex Wife Has Finally Given Birth! My uncle got married to a lady years ago and all was well except they were unable to have a child. They were living in Kentucky but all of a sudden we heard they are coming back to Nigeria. He wanted her to come back and try Orthodox medicine. He wanted her to try everything. I noticed she is quite reserve. She doesn't even talk much. She is this calm and gentle person. She doesn't like too much noise. She mostly keep to herself. She mostly had to force herself to attend an event and my family loves get together and expect every one of the wives to attend. I understand her and we soon became friends. We can sit and just watch movies or each just read a book and share the story together. Her face lights up whenever she talks about a book or a new restaurant she intends to go see what they have to offer. I love her because she understand me as well. We have some things in common.  The problem started b...

A REAL WOMAN CAN DO IT ALL BY HERSELF. BUT A REAL MAN WONT LET HER

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"Baby leave my breasts let me watch this movie in peace na, you dey rush the breast like say na shawama wey you thief" "Don't tell me that oh, when I married you, I paid for my breast too, besides eh, this movie we are watching is not as interesting as what am touching". Oluchi almost choked with laughter. "Okay, just put your hand inside since it's scratching you, ashawo husband like you" "See you forming good person, when night reach now, you'll be wriggling like someone under Annointing.  You that does not allow me to sleep in the night, you dey run marathon like all these people for Ethiopia and kenya".... Oluchi looked at Ken, pretending to be angry.. "So because I dey try manage you, you dey run mouth bah? No worry, I'll make sure, that there will be no show for you this night... konji go kill you this night bet me" she said stretching out her hands. "If dem born you well try am make I ...

CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE AND ENJOY YOUR MARRIAGE

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Many Marriages are just for sleeping and waking up, raising kids and ageing together till death comes. This is not right. Marriage must be enjoyable and romantic. 1.Many couples hardly kiss and they only hug each other when they receive good news. 2. The husband only puts food in his wife's mouth only when she is terminally ill and cant feed herself. 3. If you see a man opening car door for his wife means the door is faulty. 4. The only thing that makes an african man touch his wife's neck is when she complains of fever. He wont touch it again till the next fever. 5.The only time he can carry his wife on his arms is when she is in labour. 6. If you see them seated outside at night, dont think they are romantic. They are only waiting for the smell of insecticide to vanish. 7.Many wives buy gifts for their husbands only when they are hospitalized. 8.The only time they race together is when there is danger and everyone is running. 9.The onl...

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

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We are teaching our children to worship God while other countries are teaching their children to be gods. We teach our children to pray for smart phones and cars, while they teach theirs to invent smart phones and cars. Then our children become adults who go to church to thank God for smart phones and cars purchased from other countries whose children have become adults who invent cars and smart phones. That's why they don't need our God because without them our God can't bless us. It is the cars and smart phones they invent that we give testimony and thank our God for in our churches. Then we go about boasting that it was pastor's prayers and anointing that gave us this stuff. We are teaching our kids that "A" is for "Apple" and they are teaching their kids how to turn apples into other products and how to impregnate apples to give birth to beautiful bubbles. Just the other day, I saw a video of kids acting where they were prophe...

WHY DO WE HAVE SEX?

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Most people don't even know why they should have sex often. Sex is not just the act, it is the connection, the chemistry, the passion between the both parties. And not just how long you last in bed... It is how you connect with your partner...with your heart of acceptance and trust. The sight of what you see in their eyes, The smell of their fragrance, The touch of your partner's skin and the warmth that comes with it, The feel and the sound of their heart beat, and their voice whispers, moans, pants and screams. Words and voices of you both... All are part of making love.. If the above, isn't in place...My guy, You're not having sex. And because of that, you're not getting the real health benefits of sex. W HY DO WE HAVE SEX? 1) We have sex to improve our health. 2) We have sex to be happier(good sex makes you feel good about yourself) 3) We have sex boost our emotional well-being. 4) We have sex Because we are humans and we are expected to get nourished throug...

HEALTH BENEFITS OF FRUITS AND VEGETABLES.

*BANANAS* 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 •Protect your heart. •Strengthen bones. •Control blood pressure •Block diarrhea. *BEANS* πŸ₯“πŸ₯“πŸ₯“πŸ₯“πŸ₯“ •Prevent constipation. •Help hemorrhoids. •Lower cholesterol. •Combat cancer. •Stabilize blood sugar. *BROCCOLI* •Strengthens. •Saves eyesight. •Combats cancer. •Protects your heart. •Controls blood pressure. *CABBAGE* •Combats cancer. •Prevents constipation. •Promotes weight loss. •Protects your heart. •Helps hemorrhoids. *CARROTS* πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ₯• •Save eyesight. •Protect your heart. •Prevent constipation. •Combat cancer. •Promote weight loss. *CAULIFLOWER* 🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼 •Protects against Prostate Cancer. •Combats Breast Cancer. •Strengthens bones. •Banishes bruises. •Guards against heart disease. *GARLIC* •Lowers cholesterol. •Controls blood pressure. •Combats cancer. •kills bacteria. •Fights fungus. *GRAPEFRUIT* •Protects against heart attacks •Promotes Weight loss •Helps stops strokes •Combats Prostate Cancer •Lowers cholesterol *GRAPES* πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡ •Save eyesi...

DO I TELL MY BOYFRIEND EVERYTHING?

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Hello Golden! Long post alert!!! Anonymous pls, straight to why am writing you. I need your prompt response on this... So there's this guy I met at my cousins place! September 2017. Nigga is ALL IN ONE!!! Dark skinned, Muscular, full beards, tall and jaw-droppingly cute! Like 6" 3-4 tall. OMG! I was stunned ..this guy is my dream man but as a 'Normal' Lagos babe(shakara full ground) I didn't say shit to him...we only exchanged pleasantries, told him he looked good  and that was it. I was meant to stay, there for a week cos my parents were out if town and I need company, so I packed to go meet cousin! Plus he stays very close to my office. The cute friend was also staying for the weekend. Lucky me yh? We got talking....he actually seemed like a perfect gentleman (in my head I was already planning marriage) lol. He left on Sunday and we continued our friendship on social media.(WhatsApp cos we exchanged contacts).  I'm 27 and he's  30 by the...

PLAN YOUR RETIREMENT

*Retirement* *1. one day you will retire.* You won't be going to work. You won’t have office power any more. No influence or at best, a reduced influence. Your cash flow will also reduce.! Check retirement date on your payslip. *2. Always  go for your 30days annual leave.* Whatever you do during your leave, is what you will be doing when you retire. If all you do is to sleep or watch TV, then that’s what you are likely do do in your retirement. Remember the book of Proverbs. A little sleep and a little slumber, so shall your poverty multiply. Watching Big Brother Naija will not save you heartache in retirement. Learn a trade or a skill during your leave. It will come handy. Spend your after-office hours learning something. Don’t spend it sleeping, Gossiping, watching TV!! Same goes for your weekend. Make them productive. You will thank yourself for spending your time productively. *3. Invest for your retirement.*.. your children are not retirement investment. Don’t bank on y...