A REAL WOMAN CAN DO IT ALL BY HERSELF. BUT A REAL MAN WONT LET HER






"Baby leave my breasts let me watch this movie in peace na, you dey rush the breast like say na shawama wey you thief"

"Don't tell me that oh, when I married you, I paid for my breast too, besides eh, this movie we are watching is not as interesting as what am touching".

Oluchi almost choked with laughter.

"Okay, just put your hand inside since it's scratching you, ashawo husband like you"

"See you forming good person, when night reach now, you'll be wriggling like someone under Annointing.  You that does not allow me to sleep in the night, you dey run marathon like all these people for Ethiopia and kenya"....

Oluchi looked at Ken, pretending to be angry..

"So because I dey try manage you, you dey run mouth bah?
No worry, I'll make sure, that there will be no show for you this night... konji go kill you this night bet me"

she said stretching out her hands.

"If dem born you well try am make I see. I will cry till the whole neighborhood wakes up and ask what the problem is, I will tell them my wife does not want to sacrifice to the gods".

She laughed hard again, and gave him a mild kiss.

"Oya see ehn, just make me my favourite food na, by the time the meal is ready. I'll be done with the movie".




Ken quickly runs to the kitchen, and puts on his apron as he proceeds to make her favourite meal, jellof rice and fried plantain....

Just then, there's a knock on the door and Oluchi opens the door, to welcome Jude, Ken's friend.

They exchanged pleasantries, and she tells him that Ken is in the kitchen.

Kitchen? Jude asked with surprised look on his face.

"What is he doing there? "

"He's planting mango in the kitchen sink, of course he's cooking"
Oluchi said, with a smirk on her face. She never liked him....

"So your husband is cooking in the kitchen, while you sit here and watch TV? What is this world turning into. .."

Just as she was about answering him, Ken comes out from the kitchen.

"Ken wassup, I was just asking of you, your wife said you were in the kitchen"
Jude said with a grin on his face...

"You make it sound as if it's a bad thing man, how far na" Ken said.

Jude drags Ken Aside....

"But bro, this is wrong by all standards... How can you be cooking while your wife sits with the remote, watching TV?  This isn't normal.
This kind of thing cannot, happen in my house na, a whole man like you, with all the wealth, chain of businesses across the nation, and high status in the society including your chieftaincy title....
Do you know how many ladies that will rush you, even the one praying just to encounter for one night, even back in those days, women were all over you. Look at what you're allowing a woman to turn you into.. Guy you're a big boy, you don big pass to dey do this kind thing abeg."

He tries to reprimand him...

Ken wipes his hands on the apron as he shakes his head.

"Jude Jude, why did you come here sef?"

"I came to inform you that we would be meeting later at the club, I called you but you didn't take your calls. Now that I've seen you in your apron am not surprised. " Jude said

"Jude my good friend, first thing first, I am not you, and will never be you.
What works in your family might not work for mine, and I don't even want it to. My wife cooks everyday for me, so what's the big deal in cooking for her just for today?
I am always with my wife in the kitchen everyday am free to help her out... irrespective of the helpers we have here at home. And so you know, I wash mine and my wife's undees, whenever i have the time. I don't leave her to do everything alone. She's my wife and not my slave."

At this point Jude didn't know what to say, he just stood there like dumb lunatic.

"Look Jude no two marriages are the same, do whatever you like but don't kill your wife Becca in the process.
Have taken your time to look at your wife lately? She looks like a frustrated mad woman, unhappy and always sick, she has now become  so thin and almost invisible... and you are here, forming man of the house."

Jude brings out his handkerchief and wipes his face..

"I won't come to the club today, infact, I won't come for a while... My wife doesn't like clubbing that much, and since she gave up her modelling career to marry and have kids, decided to do business because of me. I need to let go of some things too... Pls I need to get back to the kitchen, my regards to the boys."

Jude hastened his steps, as he walk out of the house...

"My Husband My Husband, double ration for you this night,  correct man wey sabi!
She hugged and kissed him and she caressed his chics..
Infact you see ehn, dey go that kitchen, make i do you rush rush insude" I need to go down on you, make I sing with microphone now... hahaha"

"Baby make I rush off the gas make we no do rough play burn down the house."
 They both look at each other and laughed as they...,..........




LESSONS TO LEARN

#1 LEAVE people alone and stop for sing your policies on them...

#2  WHAT works for you, might not work for them,  don't try to make people live like you, except it's to make them better...

#3  MARRIAGE is a Union of Happiness, make your home a playground not a war zone.

#4 SHARE THE CHORES  don't call her a weaker vessel, and still give her all the wirk to do, by turning her into a slave.

#5 LEARN TO RESPECT AND APPRECIATE your husband who is doing what doesn't have to do, but do it.. just to make you happy.

#6 DON'T BE SELFISH in marriage, no matter the advantages you have in the marriage...


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