JOKE OF THE DAY

Murder was the Case ... Just because a mosquito bit you, all you could do is kill... Do you ever think if it's an orphan mosquito?? Or a motherless baby mosquito that desperately needs to feed?? Or a poor mosquito who has been ignored by the rich in the land of the mosquitoes?? Or a maid mosquito that has been chased away?? What if the mosquito caught its wife with its best friend and needed to get drunk?? Or mosquito that had a recent breakup and its heart is broken...Do you ever think of that?? No...no..no your blood is more important...! You only think about yourself...Wicked people 😎😝 #Mosquito_right_activist. Have a pleasant day peeps 😁🤣

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