GOLDEN HEALTHCARE

"Baby leave my breasts let me watch this movie in peace na, you dey rush the breast like say na shawama wey you thief" "Don't tell me that oh, when I married you, I paid for my breast too, besides eh, this movie we are watching is not as interesting as what am touching". Oluchi almost choked with laughter. "Okay, just put your hand inside since it's scratching you, ashawo husband like you" "See you forming good person, when night reach now, you'll be wriggling like someone under Annointing.  You that does not allow me to sleep in the night, you dey run marathon like all these people for Ethiopia and kenya".... Oluchi looked at Ken, pretending to be angry.. "So because I dey try manage you, you dey run mouth bah? No worry, I'll make sure, that there will be no show for you this night... konji go kill you this night bet me" she said stretching out her hands. "If dem born you well try am make I ...

Many Marriages are just for sleeping and waking up, raising kids and ageing together till death comes. This is not right. Marriage must be enjoyable and romantic. 1.Many couples hardly kiss and they only hug each other when they receive good news. 2. The husband only puts food in his wife's mouth only when she is terminally ill and cant feed herself. 3. If you see a man opening car door for his wife means the door is faulty. 4. The only thing that makes an african man touch his wife's neck is when she complains of fever. He wont touch it again till the next fever. 5.The only time he can carry his wife on his arms is when she is in labour. 6. If you see them seated outside at night, dont think they are romantic. They are only waiting for the smell of insecticide to vanish. 7.Many wives buy gifts for their husbands only when they are hospitalized. 8.The only time they race together is when there is danger and everyone is running. 9.The onl...

We are teaching our children to worship God while other countries are teaching their children to be gods. We teach our children to pray for smart phones and cars, while they teach theirs to invent smart phones and cars. Then our children become adults who go to church to thank God for smart phones and cars purchased from other countries whose children have become adults who invent cars and smart phones. That's why they don't need our God because without them our God can't bless us. It is the cars and smart phones they invent that we give testimony and thank our God for in our churches. Then we go about boasting that it was pastor's prayers and anointing that gave us this stuff. We are teaching our kids that "A" is for "Apple" and they are teaching their kids how to turn apples into other products and how to impregnate apples to give birth to beautiful bubbles. Just the other day, I saw a video of kids acting where they were prophe...