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DO I TELL MY BOYFRIEND EVERYTHING?

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Hello Golden! Long post alert!!! Anonymous pls, straight to why am writing you. I need your prompt response on this... So there's this guy I met at my cousins place! September 2017. Nigga is ALL IN ONE!!! Dark skinned, Muscular, full beards, tall and jaw-droppingly cute! Like 6" 3-4 tall. OMG! I was stunned ..this guy is my dream man but as a 'Normal' Lagos babe(shakara full ground) I didn't say shit to him...we only exchanged pleasantries, told him he looked good  and that was it. I was meant to stay, there for a week cos my parents were out if town and I need company, so I packed to go meet cousin! Plus he stays very close to my office. The cute friend was also staying for the weekend. Lucky me yh? We got talking....he actually seemed like a perfect gentleman (in my head I was already planning marriage) lol. He left on Sunday and we continued our friendship on social media.(WhatsApp cos we exchanged contacts).  I'm 27 and he's  30 by the...

PLAN YOUR RETIREMENT

*Retirement* *1. one day you will retire.* You won't be going to work. You won’t have office power any more. No influence or at best, a reduced influence. Your cash flow will also reduce.! Check retirement date on your payslip. *2. Always  go for your 30days annual leave.* Whatever you do during your leave, is what you will be doing when you retire. If all you do is to sleep or watch TV, then that’s what you are likely do do in your retirement. Remember the book of Proverbs. A little sleep and a little slumber, so shall your poverty multiply. Watching Big Brother Naija will not save you heartache in retirement. Learn a trade or a skill during your leave. It will come handy. Spend your after-office hours learning something. Don’t spend it sleeping, Gossiping, watching TV!! Same goes for your weekend. Make them productive. You will thank yourself for spending your time productively. *3. Invest for your retirement.*.. your children are not retirement investment. Don’t bank on y...

HOW TO GIVE YOUR GIRL THE BEST HEAD EVER

HOW TO GIVE YOUR GIRL THE BEST HEAD EVER: _ _ MAKE HER TOTALLY COMFORTABLE It’s not a secret, it takes a woman a lot longer to reach orgasm than a man. So be sure to make your partner feel totally 100% comfortable. That's a turn on on its own. _ A LITTLE TEASING GOES A LONG WAY Like I said, it takes women longer to orgasm than men, however a lot of teasing and touching can really turn your partner on, making the whole thing more pleasurable, more enjoyable and the orgasm? More monumental than ever before. _ USE YOUR HANDS… Sure, during oral sex, your mouth’s gonna be doing the majority of the work but don’t just lie there with your head between her legs flickin’ your tongue like a bloody snake. Grab her thighs, stroke her tummy, her boobs, nipples, clit… you know what I mean. Make her feel really wanted and get your hands all over her! _ AND FINGERS Tease her with your fingers not only your mouth, and here’s a tip – right as she reaches orgasm – that’s when to sta...

ABSU FEMALE UNDERGRADUATE CONFESSES THAT HER HANDS ARE SOILED WITH BLOOD OF FELLOW STUDENTS

A female final year student of ABSU, name withheld, who just finished her degree exams has recently opened up to how she has been involved in killings going on in the University, especially her hostel. She said that she has been involved in this act since her Pre-degree days and has actually lost count of how many people's blood she has on her hands. She was initiated into this act when she moved into a Female Hostel where she has lived until the time of this disclosure. In her confessions, she refused to mention names but said that even the blood of her room mate is on her hands. In concluding her confession, she said, "Why would I not have blood of people on my hands when I didn't have insecticide treated nets or money to waste on Baygon, Raid and expensive insecticides. Every night, some mosquitoes after sucking blood of other students will fly into my room. What was I supposed to do ...?" 🤗 Have a pleasant week ahead 😀🤣 Okey 😜